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March 13, 2008 8:45 AM
CBS: Woman Pried From Toilet After 2 Years


There are days we all can relate to the fact that it doesn't always go as quick as we like. Can happen, no biggy.

In this case though, it must have been a huge biggy! Maybe it was a "race-case", my interpretation of Diarrhea, which could explain why she got stuck to the toilet.

I can't imagine no one missed her. And how did she keep herself alive? Plenty of water to drink, but what did she eat? Whatever it was, it must have tasted like crap.

Could well be, she took the expression to "p*ss off" a bit too literally. Hopefully she wasn't claustrophobic, that would have been a real urinator.

That crowbar must have been painful. She is probably feeling pretty crappy right now. At least she can take a rest in another room for a while.

Wisdom spouted by BLOND at March 13, 2008 8:45 AM

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